6PM Come 2 Guitar Center 2nite! U Might Go Home w/ A Free New Guitar!

@BandTogetherCO C U Tonight! Hey #303 musicians meet @guitarcenter Denver 2nite! We're giving away a Yamaha #guitar! pic.twitter.com/hLzvtnQgcd

— HNIC (@themarkstenger) December 16, 2014

Did You Say You Prefer Women Taller Than You? (bikinis)

Viewer discretion may be advised:

Huge MMA (UFC) lawsuit

UFC Being Sued By Current And Former Fighters For $100 Million In Class-Action Suit

Calling all gamer's

Xbox gamer's to be specific:

Microsoft now allows you to buy Xbox games with Bitcoin

Thug Kills White Prosecutor and Wife in Texas

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/09/1350586/-Thug-Kills-White-Prosecutor-and-Wife-in-Texas?detail=email#

Birthday Dinner

Art By Sommer M.

Daddy likes Subway! He's carrying a $5 footlong home for dinner.

The Hammerman. Sculpture From Detroit Institute of Art

Sherwood Forest Neighborhood in Detroit, Michigan

Detroit Die-In 12.6.14 Protest Of Police Killings of Eric Garner, Michae...

Blah blah blah blah blah blah - art by M $

Art from Detroit 8th grader Makayla $.

Detroit Week Takes Off. Literally.

And with that, we are off to Detroit. Over the next two weeks I will be using this forum to celebrate Detroit. A city in my heart that I will share with all of you. For the first glimpse of the Motor City itself just head on over to CCGB? Studios.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank U 4 Bng An F (thanksgiving week repost)

If you don't see the video click Here
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I'm taking a couple days off 4 a birthday so to everyone out there- Thank U 4 Bng An F

A Colored Joke ReMixed By Markie 4 Free

An Effort 2 Extend A Little Levity B4 Ferguson News Overwhelms

So sometime very soon we will learn of the Grand Jury's decision on whether of not to indict Officer Wilson. Whatever their decision, I thought it might be useful to sit back, take a deep breath or two and just smile at a video Google Plus 'created' for me. So Thanks Google Auto Awesome, I think I understand your Algorhythmic logic this time. Maybe.

Free Small Sour Green Apple Slurpee At 7/11

     That's right, just have your friendly 7-11 cashier scan this barcode on the photo below. It does say limited quantity so don't complain to me if it doesn't work. Go complain in person at a Target™ Store! That's right,  this holiday season we outsourced our ability to receive any negative feedback from our readers, to Target™ via Pissed Off Proxy Pals. Here's the Free Slurpee Code.
Have a great day! Let us know if the coupon works for you!

Bandtogethernation.com: An Open Invitation 2 Rocky Mountain Musicians, Bands, Hanger's On and Groupies.

Hey there Internet,

How's it hanging? 

Oh really? 

Freeze dried them off? 

Nope.
I'm cool with just visualizing that scenario. No need to actually eyeball it. 

Well stay positive Internet, because I'm about to tell you about a new force for good when it comes to cultivating Colorado's most precious resource. 

What? No, not children...
And no! It's not weed either!
Dang Internet, I can't wait till you hit middle age I swear. I'm talking about Colorado's Musicians! Artists! As well as our native Bands, Club Owners, Promoters and Sound Engineers. Even Artist Representation and the music scene's multitude of Hanger On's!

Whoops! Did I say Hanger On's?

Sorry. I meant Interns... Just kidding!
If any Interns out there can read and if they somehow happen to see...
Ok ok, Much Love 2 all God's Interns interning it Out There in the Real World. You guys are much appreciated for reals. Just be thankful our editor killed the Groupie jokes and left the Intern ones in.

So last night I went to the very first meeting of this new force for good in Colorado, Band Together. You can move your mouse on over to the official

Band Together Colorado Website
for more details.
This is the organization that all y'all creatives are invited to scope out and join. Basically it costs only $5 to become an individual member for a year. There are all kinds of perks for joining Band Together- Way too many hours list herd but One Huge perk that perked me up after joining
Would be a free 3 song demo production from Vice Studios. But don't just take it from me, Band Together member since 11/18/14. Go check out the site, talk to some members and then Lay the $5 to get in. $5! C'mon local bands, how can you ever expect fans to pay $7-$10 to go see your band if you won't even spend $5 on yourselves?
In case that last bit guilted anybody into joining post haste just click here 4 new member signup page.
See Ya Later music skeeters,
Nuff said!

Special Thanks 2 the Murphys for being such scene stabilizing stalwarts as usual. Love you guys! Love Colorado Music Buzz Magazine too! One more thing...
If anyone a beef or complaint about Juicebox Thoughts we have gone ahead and registered Target™ as our 'Pissed off Proxy Pals' this holiday season so be sure to stop by Your Local Target Store with those complaints and fire away! (Metaphorically Speaking).

Can You Turn My Cat Into A Keyboard Please?

Let's Not Forget About This Guy. What's His Name Again?